“Today, my dad reminded me of when I was 13 and sitting on the couch when he asked, “what’s new?” I had responded in a serious voice, “Well, dad, you know how the last time you saw me, I was a virgin?” His face dropped and he looked ready to have a heart attack. I then continued, “Yeah, well I still am.” I could never forget his face: priceless. MLIA”
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What do I do in times like this ? smile , take a deep breath,listen to music that i like songs that have memories , song that remind me of lovely enchanting moments and call my fave people ..works like magic always .. coz i believe … aur jeene ko kya chaiye …
a business is simply a repeatable process that makes money
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Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, “I know about the affair.” Four said they didn’t know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA
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The psychological principle is this: anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn’t the work he is supposed to be doing at that moment.
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