on giving a shock

“Today, my dad reminded me of when I was 13 and sitting on the couch when he asked, “what’s new?” I had responded in a serious voice, “Well, dad, you know how the last time you saw me, I was a virgin?” His face dropped and he looked ready to have a heart attack. I then continued, “Yeah, well I still am.” I could never forget his face: priceless. MLIA”

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