Source: API Gateway – DevOps.com
Category: funny
On programming in movies
I’d love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won’t compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.
I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted.
A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.
— Kelly Vaughn 🐞 (@kvlly) October 2, 2019
On there are no such things as problems, only opportunities
Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.
On repeated service offerings
I don’t think I’ve told anyone “No” as much as I’ve told YouTube I don’t want to try YouTube Premium.
I don't think I've told anyone "No" as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 15, 2019
On writing Java
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