On programming in movies

I’d love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won’t compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.

 

 

On there are no such things as problems, only opportunities

Developer: We have a problem.

Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.

Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Source: ddos – Developer: We have a problem. Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. Developer: We – devRant

On repeated service offerings

I don’t think I’ve told anyone “No” as much as I’ve told YouTube I don’t want to try YouTube Premium.