On food industry

The food industry has been notorious for decreasing quantity of food and keeping prices the same instead of increasing prices and keeping quantity the same.

If the computer industry tried to do this with hard drives, it could have humorous results such as smaller number of bytes in a kilobyte. 

394: Kilobyte – explain xkcd

on dilemma of being husband

Lamentations of a Husband
“Got up early and kept the vessel with milk for boiling but the milk never boiled then realized that it was not milk but idli batter. My God to dispose of the burnt idli batter without the knowledge of the wife was worse than the struggle of a murderer disposing the body.”

Source: THE MANGALOREAN CUISINE