On hackathons

if you’re a company and need your api testing, order $500 worth of pizza and call it a hackathon. job done.

On Golf

Golf is so weird. Huge swathes of landscape culled and privatised because men are too scared to just ask their friend if they want to go for a walk

On programmers, robots and clients

To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want.

We’re safe.

On creators and their interviewers

Last year I got rejected during a job interview for “not understanding” the concepts of a certain iOS library. What the interviewer didn’t know: I wrote that thing. I actually had a lot of fun during that interview