Category: funny
On getting funding
How to get funding:
“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”
How to get funding:
“We’re going to implement blockchain-based machine learning on a serverless container, backed by a distributed web-scale NoSQL data-lake, with a React 17.x front-end and a fully integrated immersive 3D/AR/VR/Voice UX.”
— Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) April 20, 2019
On selection of words
Source: https://twitter.com/AJemaineClement/status/910757562970021888
On paper and plastic
In the 90s, we were taught to use plastic instead of paper to save the rainforest from deforestation. Now we’re taught to use paper instead of plastic to save the ocean from pollution.
In the 90s, we were taught to use plastic instead of paper to save the rainforest from #deforestation. Now we're taught to use paper instead of plastic to save the ocean from pollution.#TuesdayThoughts #SayNoToPlastic #SaveEarth #plasticpollution
— Akshay Makadiya (@axymak) April 1, 2019
On creatively highlighting your skills
https://twitter.com/Haylee_RXJobs/status/1098270968953405441