Ek Mukammal Kashmakash Hai Zindagi
Usne Humse Ki Kabhi Na Dosti
Jab Mili Mujhko Aansu Ke Woh Tohfe De Gayi
Has Sake Hum Aise Mauke Kam Diye
Zindagi Ne Zindagi Bhar Gam Diye
Jitne Bhi Mausam Diye Sab Nam Diye
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A Great Writer…!!!
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define “great” he said, “I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!”
He now works for Microsoft, writing Error Messages.
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on WHATWG
After their successful work on HTML5, CSS5, XML5, SVG5, and Web5, the WHATWG has announced that it has started work on a new version of the Bible, to be called “Bible5”.
A Guy and Girl
Girl: Are you on orkut?
Me: Yes, how did you guess?
Girl: You holding few online articles and I am smart at guessing (inside: almost everyone is on orkut ha ha).
Me: You are very smart (did I do a course on featherbedding)
Girl: For sometime I was experiencing a special feeling sitting next to you (Her eyes were as innocent as one can get)
Me: (me blushing, wanted to say, “This generally happens”) oh really!
Girl: You are hot!
Me: (blushing to the skies) hmm … (falling short of words, wanted to do an instant neologism)
Girl: Looks like you have fever, your body temperature is quite high.
Me: (Fallen off world trade center) Yes generally I have, I mean, I think I developing, I am developing a good fever, thanks.
on mistakes by computers
In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it.
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