Jab main 9th class mein tha.. Wo 5th mein thi.. Phir jab main 9th class mein tha to wo 7th class mein aa gayee.. Aur phir jab main 9th class mein tha to wo meri classmate ban gayee and jab main 9th class mein tha to wo job karne lagi and now main 9th class mein hoon and uske bachche mere classmates hain…
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Loki Kehnde RANJHEA Teri HEER Kaali
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RANJHA Kehnda Tension Na Lo Mittro Mein Kehda Viyaali
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Pretty girl: I wish my boyfriend loved me more than he loves weed.
Less pretty friend: But you only like him for his weed.
Pretty girl: Oh yeah… Still.
“When New York banned smoking in restaurants, I stopped eating out. When they banned it in the workplace I quit working, and when they raised the price of cigarettes to seven dollars a pack, I gathered all my stuff and went to France.”
– David Sedaris