map out a 4×4 grid of office-speak catchphrases. Like “ASAP” or “B2B” or “Enterprise Solutions” or “monetize.” Whenever any of these phrases is mentioned, you strike them through, and as soon as you hit 4 in a row (vertical, horizontal or diagonal) you jump up and scream “Bingo.”
Battelle: My god, you‘re about to get a thousand e-mails
Ballmer: Maybe one will be worth buying
gravity is proof the earth sucks
AA: Miss Elizabeth, you know why they call hippos ‘hippos’?
BB: Why is that?
AA: Because they have big hips.