Lord grant me the serenity to accept that there are some things I just can’t keep up with, the determination to keep up with the things I must keep up with, and the wisdom to find a good RSS feed from someone who keeps up with what I’d like to, but just don’t have the damn bandwidth to handle right now.
Category: funny
Comedy Circus 3
Insult someone with British slang!
Wow- it’s been nearly a year since I moved to the UK from Canada! It has had its fair share of ups and downs but I feel comfortable here and I’ve even got a grasp on the slang. Let me share a few with you.
* slag: slut
* chav: guy who wears sporty clothes and is a bit rough around the edges
* pikey: ‘trailer trash’
* bugger: jerk
* git: someone with sub-par behaviour
* cheeky git: lippy / rude person with sub-par behaviour
* tosser: implies that the person masturbates excessively
* wanker: implies that the person masturbates excessively
* twit: someone who’s really dumb
* nutter: someone who’s a few crayons short of a full box
* ponce: someone who thinks they are overly smart / stylish (and aren’t)
* todger: if you call someone this, you’re literally calling them a penis
There are many others, I’m sure, but this should get you started!
(http://tinyurl.com/cdkxtg)
on free sms
ranjhe nu heer da sms na aaya,
ranjhe ne 3 din khana na khaya,
ranjha maran wala hai heer di yaad wich,
te heer bethi hai sms free hon de intzar wich…….
(dead link) Source (http://tinyurl.com/83pld2)
on being user-friendly
Unix is user-friendly. It’s just very selective about who its friends are.