father-beta tumne college me sabse mushkil kaam koun sa sikha?
beta-2 kaam sikhe. 1 danto se bear ki bottal kholna. 2 tez aandi me 1 tilli se cigerete jalana
Category: funny
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on prince charming
Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. – Unknown
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on giving a shock
“Today, my dad reminded me of when I was 13 and sitting on the couch when he asked, “what’s new?” I had responded in a serious voice, “Well, dad, you know how the last time you saw me, I was a virgin?” His face dropped and he looked ready to have a heart attack. I then continued, “Yeah, well I still am.” I could never forget his face: priceless. MLIA”
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on finding new hobby
Today, I decided to have some fun at the mall by walking up to random women, and saying in a stern voice, “I know about the affair.” Four said they didn’t know what I was talking about, five begged me not to tell their husbands, and three women paid me off. New hobby? I think so. MLIA
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