on creepy one-liners

Hey, baby, can I get a password? ‘Cause I’ve checked you out, and now I wanna commit.

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Software Engineer

Whenever he opens his mouth he knows speaks only C, C++ and Java. Never fires anyone, only he gets fired everywhere. The only time he stays cool is when he gulps down two large shots of JD (Jack Daniel, Obvious someone else is paying for those shots.

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