During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit “Nervous?” asked the interviewer I simply replied, “No I just always give 110%”
Category: funny
On programming and chess
On internet, stupidity and information
Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Do y’all remember, before the internet, that people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to information?
Yeah. It wasn’t that. 🤦🏼♀️— Bamalu🖕🏼🖕🏼 (@bamafangrl) July 28, 2019
On Dedication
Level of reporting pic.twitter.com/UFZ9lsQVbk
— Men of Honor (@Saad612011) July 27, 2019
On career development and meetings
The three stages of career development:
1. I can’t wait until I’m important enough to be included in meetings.
2. I feel so important being in these meetings!
3. I will do anything legal and several illegal things to avoid these meetings.
https://twitter.com/michaelcarusi/status/1149162281294581761?lang=en