Category: funny
An Honest Cover Letter
Hello Company Whose Name I’ve Copy-Pasted into This Cover Letter,
I’m Molly, and I look forward to getting rejected from your company soon.
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Source: An Honest Cover Letter
The worst nightmare for a Unix user
On ruining a tv show/film
What, if anything, can ruin a tv show/film for you?
- Nobody ever locks their car doors.
- people who live in unaffordably gorgeous houses incompatible with likely income of character’s job – see Bridget Jones
- Driving while having a conversation with someone in the passenger seat, and looking at them all the damn time. Eyes on the road!
- Car chases through central London. No chance mate.
What, if anything, can ruin a tv show/film for you?
Mine is actors unrealistically drinking hot drinks
— Battso 🦇 (@M4ttso) July 20, 2017
On promotions and idiots
Every time you promote an idiot, a smart person quits.
That is, until no more smart people are left.
https://twitter.com/MeetingBoy/status/887789156168069123