Harbhajan Singh: Hello.
Yuvraj Singh: Oi, are you watching the Match?
Harbhajan: Yeah. Hahaha.
Yuvraj: Okay bye
Me: “What browser are you on?”
ME: “Google Chrome?”
CLIENT: “No, just regular Google.”
ME: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
CLIENT: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
ME: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
CLIENT: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
he said he didn’t have a condom.
and you said?
that that’s fine cause i was ready to be a mom.
yeah – he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
TStream: National Boss Day is this Saturday, Oct. 16. Who thought it would be a good idea to have Boss day on the weekend?
MeetingBoy: Isn’t EVERY day Boss’s Day?
Pretty girl: I wish my boyfriend loved me more than he loves weed.
Less pretty friend: But you only like him for his weed.
Pretty girl: Oh yeah… Still.