clients frm hell

Me: “What browser are you on?”
CLIENT: “Google.”
ME: “Google Chrome?”
CLIENT: “No, just regular Google.”
ME: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”
CLIENT: “Google.”
ME: “No.”
CLIENT: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”
ME: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?
CLIENT: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”
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