An ingenious example of speech and politics

An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations Assembly that made the world community smile.

A representative from India began: ‘Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something about Rishi Kashyap of Kashmir, after whom Kashmir is named.

When he struck a rock and it brought forth water, he thought, ‘What a good opportunity to have a bath.’

He removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water.

When he got out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Pakistani had stolen them.’

The Pakistani representative jumped up furiously and shouted, ‘What are you talking about? The Pakistanis weren’t there then.’

The Indian representative smiled and said, ‘And now that we have made that clear, I will begin my speech.’

And they say Kashmir belongs to them…

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on being a member of the hard-pressed private sector middle class

I am a member of the hard-pressed private sector middle class, the group that isn’t allowed to complain yet has to PAY for every index-linked pension, every early retirement, every generous severance package the public sector porcines want to suck out of Britain’s competitiveness, their slack-jawed faces bloated by endless years of being sucked up to by Labour’s public-sector-bloating policies that ignore – worse than ignore; give an open-palmed smack in the face to – the real wealth creators.

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