if you can make a girl laugh you can make her do anything
HARD DISK GIRLS: She remembers everything. RAM GIRLS: She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off. WINDOWS GIRLS: Everyone knows that she can’t do a thing right, but no one can live without her. SCREENSAVER GIRLS: She is good for nothing but at least she is fun. INTERNET GIRLS: Difficult to access. SERVER GIRLS: Always busy when you need her. CD-ROM GIRLS: She is always faster and faster. EMAIL GIRLS: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense. VIRUS GIRLS: (Also known as “wife”) When you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if don’t try to uninstall her you will lose everything…
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WOMAN’S POEM Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who’s not a creep, One who’s handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who’ll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he’s gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won’t be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who’ll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to “how big is my behind?” I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN’S POEM I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a shit.