“Blockchain!”“A list written in pen”
“Cloud Computing!”“Other people’s computers”
“Big Data!”“Regression equations done poorly”
“Artificial intelligence!”“IF statements”
“Mobile First!”“Data harvesting webpage we make into an app”
“Internet of Things!”“WiFi toaster Beijing just hacked”
“Hyperautomation!”“Replacing Karen in Accounting with an Excel macro.”
Category: funny
API Gateway
Source: API Gateway – DevOps.com
On online connections
Don’t let internet rush you! No one is posting their failures.
https://twitter.com/LauraALipinski/status/1193907108669988864
On programming in movies
I’d love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won’t compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.
I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted.
A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.
— Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly) October 2, 2019
On there are no such things as problems, only opportunities
Developer: We have a problem.
Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.
Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.