HaVe YoU tRiEd BlOcCcHaIn ? : ProgrammerHumor

“Blockchain!” “A list written in pen”

“Cloud Computing!” “Other people’s computers”

“Big Data!” “Regression equations done poorly”

“Artificial intelligence!” “IF statements”

“Mobile First!” “Data harvesting webpage we make into an app”

“Internet of Things!” “WiFi toaster Beijing just hacked”

“Hyperautomation!” “Replacing Karen in Accounting with an Excel macro.”

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On programming in movies

I’d love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won’t compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.

 

 

On there are no such things as problems, only opportunities

Developer: We have a problem.

Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.

Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Source: ddos – Developer: We have a problem. Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. Developer: We – devRant

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