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Let’s not forget the namaste puns and catchphrases: “Nama-stay in bed.” “Namaslay.” “Namaste, B****es.”

Source: In Yoga Class, The Meaning Of ‘Namaste’ Is Being Exaggerated : Code Switch : NPR

I work in IT, which is the reason our house has:
– mechanical locks
– mechanical windows
– routers using OpenWRT
– no smart home crap
– no Alexa/Google Assistant/…
– no internet connected thermostats

I work in IT, which is the reason our house has:
– mechanical locks
– mechanical windows
– routers using OpenWRT
– no smart home crap
– no Alexa/Google Assistant/…
– no internet connected thermostats

— 🖖Jochen Mader 🇪🇺 | @codepitbull@chaos.social (@codepitbull) January 19, 2019

Dear recruiters,

if you are looking for:

– Java, Python, PHP

– React, Angular

– PostgreSQL, Redis, MongoDB

– AWS, S3, EC2, ECS, EKS

– *nix system administration

– Git and CI with TDD

– Docker, Kubernetes

That’s not a Full Stack Developer.

That’s an entire IT department.

Yours truly

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