A hand-picked selection of the best Dad jokes from around the internet
Source: Nice one Dad
Category: funny
on Sachin The Film
Sachin The Film will earn its first 90 crores quickly and then take a lot of time to reach 100 cr.
On forgetting bat in cricket (brain fade? #INvsAUS)
This is absolute GOLD from Fawad Ahmed! And his reaction is priceless #SheffieldShield #VICvWA @bushrangers @bachaji23 pic.twitter.com/gVy98zxdcz
— cricket.com.au (@cricketcomau) March 9, 2017
On coding
what people think coding is: type some stuff, the stuff does other stuff, you go to the next thing
what it actually is: I was trying to make a box expand and collapse for nearly and hour and it turns out I’d forgotten to type 1 (one) symbol and now I’m crying at midnight clicking a box over and over again because it finally works
On avoiding management decisions via computers
A computer can never be held accountable.
Therefore a computer must never make a management decision.
This is from a 1979 presentation. We are v slow learners, it seems. pic.twitter.com/HlOdK2RgIC
— bumblebike (@bumblebike) February 17, 2017