Category: funny
On waking up
If having a coffee in the morning doesn’t wake you up, try deleting a table in a production database instead.
On good deeds
no good deed goes unpunished
What’s the origin of the saying ‘no good deed goes unpunished’? – Quora (https://www.quora.com/Whats-the-origin-of-the-saying-no-good-deed-goes-unpunished)
Source 2: Alfie