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On programming in movies

I’d love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won’t compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.

I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted.

A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes.

— Kelly Vaughn (@kvlly) October 2, 2019

On there are no such things as problems, only opportunities

Developer: We have a problem.

Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities.

Developer: Well then, we have a DDoS opportunity.

Source: ddos – Developer: We have a problem. Manager: Remember, there are no such things as problems, only opportunities. Developer: We – devRant

On painting everyday scenes

”I think of my work as similar to that of a poet who writes about the everyday, but instead of words, I express myself in paint.”
– Rachel Campbell

New Zealand passes ‘zero carbon’ law in fight against climate change

The New Zealand government has also promised to plant a billion trees over 10 years and ensure the electricity grid runs entirely from renewable energy by 2035.

Source: New Zealand passes ‘zero carbon’ law in fight against climate change | The Independent

On repeated service offerings

I don’t think I’ve told anyone “No” as much as I’ve told YouTube I don’t want to try YouTube Premium.

I don't think I've told anyone "No" as much as I've told YouTube I don't want to try YouTube Premium
— MonsterKing (@CerromeRussell) September 15, 2019