NEW ZEALAND

I come a little place called NEW ZEALAND, where people pull over for an ambulance or a cattle crossing. We don’t have ‘fire flies’ we have GLOW WORMS. “Yeah” is never said with a high pitched voice. BRO is definitely a word. Shoes aren’t necessary if we go outside. We get dirty and ain’t scared of it. Sheep is ROASTED. ‘Shopping carts’ are TROLLEYS and ‘washing cloths’ are FLANNELS. Oh, and if you disrespect my family, you’re gonna get hit with whatever’s close by. We’re not a big country but we’re are proud of who we are!

Source: Daisy The Flying Potato (Duckwinpie) – Wattpad