Top 10 ways to avoid RAPE – 1. Don’t live in India – Migrate to Bharat instead. (Courtesy – RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
2. Don’t eat chowmein. (Courtesy – Khap Panchayat)
3. Don’t go out with boys in the night. (Courtesy – Abu Azmi of Samajwadi Party). Better still – go on self imposed house-arrest.
4. Don’t wear jeans. Fashion is strictly prohibited. (Courtesy – too may people to mention)
5. Get married when you are 16years old. (Courtesy – Khap Panchayat)
6. Don’t use mobile. (Courtesy – Some Panchayat in UP)
7. Don’t cross Maryada (Courtesy – MP Minister Kailash Vijayvargiya)
8. Say NO to anything remotely connected to western culture (Courtesy – RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat)
9. Perform puja to put “stars” in correct “position”. (Courtesy – Chhattisgarh Home Minister Nanki Ram Kanwar)
And if everything mentioned above fails and you are still being raped, here is the last weapon
10. Call your rapist “Bhaiya”. (Courtesy – Spiritual Guru Asaramji Bapu)
That ought to STOP THE RAPE!