I've never seen a one sentence headline contradict itself pic.twitter.com/7azJBGXeOR
— Ari Fishbein (@arifishbein) June 27, 2017
Statuses
on reclaiming my time
This gospel version of Reclaiming My Time by @mykalkilgore deserves a Grammy pic.twitter.com/ABe7lt5vAL
— Broderick Greer (@BroderickGreer) July 30, 2017
when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time
when me and my favorite coworker are scheduled at the same time pic.twitter.com/JYNXP2lCeo
— fat bully (@ricardojkay) August 7, 2017
What happens to the air inside a balloon when it bursts at 60,000fps
What happens to the air inside a balloon when it bursts at 60,000fps? https://t.co/nhlPH22dzR
— Learn Something (@Iearnsomething) July 28, 2017
On promotions and idiots
Every time you promote an idiot, a smart person quits.
That is, until no more smart people are left.
Every time you promote an idiot, a smart person quits.
That is, until no more smart people are left.— Meeting Boy (@MeetingBoy) July 19, 2017