Core Servlets and JavaServer Pages – Free Online Version of Second Edition
on prediction
the world’s largest mobile maker is predicting that handset sales by all manufacturers will fall in 2009 for the first time in eight years.
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington
Chair – Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA 34109
Dear Professor Millington,
Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department.
This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals.
Despite Whitson’s outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time. Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August. I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.
Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
(http://www.chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/reject.html)
death file
I think I need a death file. Some sort of document that lists all of my online accounts, insurance policies, bank accounts, important documents, etc.
If I were to die suddenly, I don’t know how the hell my wife would clean up the mess I’ve left online.
Word of the year:
Word of the year: FAIL