Category: funny

A man walks into a progress bar “How long until my drink is ready?” “3 minutes!” “2 hours!” “60 seconds!” “1 hour!”

Have you ever eaten out at a nice place abroad? It’s actually kinda nice just paying for the meal and not worrying about a tip. I wish America could be like that. Pay your workers a living wage please.

Source: How To Eat At A Fancy Restaurant As Though You Belong There

Dear Anatasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey,
It is not BDSM. It is abuse. Run.
Sincerely, A REAL submissive

Source: Dear Anatasia Steele from Fifty Shades of Grey, It is not BDSM. It is abuse. Run. Sincerely, A REAL submissive