Category: funny

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life… in-between…

We talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her:

‘ Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle.

If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive,

I’d much rather die’.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me…
and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

….I ALMOST DIED!!!

(http://shrenik.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!466FB0411E9BF0FF!3707.entry)

A short note on a myth that has been carried for generations, and one which needs to be clarified.

BC/AD never had anything to do with Jesus Christ. It was actually Before Coffee and After Discovery. And as for what is the Holy Grail, it was the holy mug in which Jesus preferred his cuppa.

Source