A Guy and Girl

Girl: Are you on orkut?
Me: Yes, how did you guess?
Girl: You holding few online articles and I am smart at guessing (inside: almost everyone is on orkut ha ha).
Me: You are very smart (did I do a course on featherbedding)
Girl: For sometime I was experiencing a special feeling sitting next to you (Her eyes were as innocent as one can get)
Me: (me blushing, wanted to say, “This generally happens”) oh really!
Girl: You are hot!
Me: (blushing to the skies) hmm … (falling short of words, wanted to do an instant neologism)
Girl: Looks like you have fever, your body temperature is quite high.
Me: (Fallen off world trade center) Yes generally I have, I mean, I think I developing, I am developing a good fever, thanks.

A Joke

Dean, to the physics department.  “Why do I always have to give you guys so much money, for laboratories and expensive equipment and stuff.  Why couldn’t you be like the math department – all they need is money for pencils, paper and waste-paper baskets.  Or even better, like the philosophy department.  All they need are pencils and paper.”

(Math humor)

on blogging

(dead link) I came. I saw. I blogged. – Blogging Expressions – Printfection.com (http://www.printfection.com/bloggingexpressions/I-came-I-saw-I-blogged/_s_70285)