Patoriotism is………

* Standing up during the national anthem.

* Clapping & whistling when the “hero” of a typical bollywood movie gives a speech ‘for India’.

* Beaming with pride at the very thought of being an Indian.

* Praising Indian sportsmen when they win & getting upset when they don’t.

* Shouting, whistling & dancing at every fall of the competing team against India.

* Wearing
this, even though your friends laugh at you.

* Switching off the television coz I can’t see India lose.

* Getting affected by movies like Rang De Basanti & Chak De India.

* Feeling immensely happy everytime the Indian team strikes a goal, even if its just in a movie.

* Debating with every anti Indian to prove India is no less than their country.

* Loving your country, despite its innumerable flaws.



Age—Baali Umerya
Zodiac sign — Taurus
Height —5 feet 8 inch
Hands – 2
Fingers on both hands—10
Feet -2
Toes of both feet – 10
Tail— I’ve been trying very hard to grow one.
Horns— – None, when i last checked
Brain- Still Searching for it
Teeth —32
Self respect – None
Character -Loose/Cheap
Fav. outfit— underwear or shorts wid buniyan
Complexion—fair (but i dont use mardon waali fairness cream or ladkiyon wali either)