Men go to extremes more than women.
(Is There Anything Good About Men?)
* Standing up during the national anthem.
* Clapping & whistling when the “hero” of a typical bollywood movie gives a speech ‘for India’.
* Beaming with pride at the very thought of being an Indian.
* Praising Indian sportsmen when they win & getting upset when they don’t.
* Shouting, whistling & dancing at every fall of the competing team against India.
this, even though your friends laugh at you.
* Switching off the television coz I can’t see India lose.
* Getting affected by movies like Rang De Basanti & Chak De India.
* Feeling immensely happy everytime the Indian team strikes a goal, even if its just in a movie.
* Debating with every anti Indian to prove India is no less than their country.
* Loving your country, despite its innumerable flaws.
SUNDRY AND UNECCESARY DETAILS:-
Zodiac sign — Taurus
Height —5 feet 8 inch
Hands – 2
Fingers on both hands—10
Toes of both feet – 10
Tail— I’ve been trying very hard to grow one.
Horns— – None, when i last checked
Brain- Still Searching for it
Self respect – None
Fav. outfit— underwear or shorts wid buniyan
Complexion—fair (but i dont use mardon waali fairness cream or ladkiyon wali either)